Bloog – Day 1

I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.  I went to bother Oink and see his diddy.  His diddy was asleep and so was he, so I went to master G and this is what i said.  ”Baraowaroawroawroawr you slut.  Wake up please and wipe my butt.  It’s going on your carpet, and stinkin up the place, so take me out to poop please fat fat dad.”   Masta G hit my face, beat me pretty good.  I cried a little bit and did what Nikon does.  I found my little diddy and had a little pity, party all the night til the hours of light.

-Nikon, the storytelling dog