the jerk

nikon is a big fat jerk. first, he gets into the tube of golf balls (for the second time) and spreads them all over the floor downstairs. then, i find a half eaten bag of marshmallows that he stole from the pantry upstairs. not only did he eat them, but he had smeared the marshmallows into the rug and for some stupid reason, the plastic was also stuck to the rug.

i know it’s him and not oink because there is marshmallow stuck in his paws.

NIKON YOU’RE A JERK.