i live with my g and two furry loves in dallas, texas. i work in account service for a wonderful ad agency that gives me free lunch everyday and massages every week.
i’ve got a soft spot for fat, cute round things. friends. my crazy family. new experiences. photography. travel. food. all kinds of food. my biggest weakness is the artichoke. and maybe ahi tuna tartare.
i make random noises rather than use my words to speak. i often – unknowingly – break out into a song my mother brainwashed me with when i was younger. you can count on me to discuss farting and pooping at the dinner table. obviously, i’m very appropriate and awesome in every way.
my online identity, livizilla, dates back to my early high school days. apparently, i was violent or something.